2014-06-21 20.42.082014-06-22 00.09.252014-06-21 20.42.26

I don’t know about you but I’m tired of getting these little baby pizza’s every time I go to Italian spots. Some of these miniature size pies don’t taste bad but I gotta order like 2 or 3 of these bitches to be satisfied. And I really can’t stand when you get that cracker type crust, you pick it up and that shit got more crack then plumbers. One of my favorite pizza spots in Bangkok is “Bella Napoli” this is the complete opposite of everything I said above. Now when that beautiful thing hits the table it has that wow factor I found myself just staring at other people’s pizzas and almost even asked for a slice. Cooked in a brick oven the crust has that crispness to it but yet it’s airy and soft, the mozzarella is top grade, and size is official, no mini joints!! The pasta’s are good also but the star here is the pizza. Reasonable price and good classic Italian vibe go check it out!!! #caloapproved #9outta10




2014-06-28 21.25.262014-06-28 21.16.502014-06-28 21.24.59

What can I say it was just one of those nights. The beverages, you can guess what I mean when I say “beverages”, started at about 6pm at a spot called “Apoteka” on soi 11 wit my dude SD. Lets rally up the numbers roughly 6 glasses each of Black Label and 3 shots each of tequila that equals a long night! After the first few hours of gettin sauce money we decide it would be a good idea to get some comida so we hit up this small Japanese spot called Uzuki in the Grand President Hotel. I would love to give you a detailed description of the flavor of the food but honestly I was fucked up anything would have been bangin, the sake was on point tho! Anyways, I guess if your getting tore up and your looking for some Japanese in soi 11 go hit Uzuki!


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I’m gonna call this the bipolar sandwich cause it takes on two personalities. One half you got the veggies, some iceberg, onions, and tomato. On the other half you have some juicy slices of pastrami smothered in thousand-island dressing, and of course had to add in some brown mustard! If your thinking like I’m thinking I’m going with the second half. Honestly it didn’t even need the top layer with the vegetation just pack those bread slices with that bomb pastrami and you good to go bru!!! If you looking for meat packed sandwiches or cheesecake flown directly in from NYC go peep New York Cheese Cake @ CDC!!!! #caloapproved #7outta10


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You know what really grinds my gears is when people use a fork and knife to eat foods that your supposed to just pick up with your hands and stuff your face with. For example, I’ve seen people use cutlery to eat a chicken wing or eat a cheeseburger or even pizza. Imagine eating with your peoples and ya’ll got a 10 piece from KFC or sumtin and one of your homeboys pulls out the silverware and starts cutting up this chicken. I mean you might as well cross your legs and wear a motha fuckin bib while you at it. God forbid you might get your hands dirty maybe some leftovers stuck in the teeth but that’s part of the experience. Stop being a BITCH get all up in that grub!!! Napkin anyone???


2014-06-22 17.23.13 2014-06-22 17.31.242014-06-22 17.44.20

Viva la Mexico!!!! As soon as I took my first bite of my chicken and chorizo gordita at La Monita I swear to god I almost got an erection I was so excited. I imagined a full on mariachi band rocking out right next to me, was so pumped I needed the theme music!!! So far, hands down the best Mexican spot I’ve had in Bangkok. The chicken and chorizo worked in perfect harmony together and when topped with that chile cream baja sauce tho I’m telling you the flavor is stupid! Also, recommend the Tequila Shrimp Tacos and the Nacho Fries they both are also a win win. Fresh ingredients and solid flavors always a recipe for success. La Monita is in Paragon on the ground floor it’s actually a food truck so you can’t miss it. #caloapproved #9outta10




I don’t know about you but it really fucking bugs me when I’m watching a cooking show and they make something and call it “Asian”. For example, some of these chefs will make chicken wings or a noodle soup or something and then call it “Asian Chicken Wings” or “Asian Noodle Soup” like Asia is just one big fucking country and shit. Asia is so diverse and the food in each country is just so different so to categorize it as one cause you put some soy sauce in the motha fucka is just stupid too me. I mean have you ever heard of somebody making pasta with a European sauce??? Or have you ever heard of somebody making a North America Burger??? This type of ish really grinds my gears!!!!!!


2014-06-14 13.13.142014-06-14 13.13.04

I’m not really a religious type of dude but I was kickin it with the wifee and decided to hit the temple for some good karma and stuff, ended up feeding cows but yeah that’s another story lol. I happened to be getting on the MRT at Asoke and I spot this little pizza spot as I’m about to get on the escalator. Actually no I’m lying I smelled this pizza spot and had to do a 360, yeah food does that too me!!!! So I go to this joint called Pala and first impression it looks legit. I ordered a slice of the Toscana, which is mozzarella, tomato, and Tuscan ham, and also ordered a slice of the 5 formaggi, which is 5 different kinds of cheeses. The Toscana was my favorite it was all that pizza goodness I expected nice airy crust, sauce was dope and mozzarella was on point. Usually if it smells good it probably is good!! Only let down was the cat that was taking my order, I’m pointing at the pizza I want and dude is just giving me this confused but smug look like I just asked him for some money or sumtin fuck outta here. Look my Thai isn’t so good but fuck I’m pointing right at the shit!!! But anyways overall it was some good pizza pie!!!! #caloapproved #7outta10